Montykins Archives
01/29/06: I'm done here01/22/06: Why I Saw The Birth of a Nation: A Movie-Watcher's Manifesto
12/29/05: 2005 Movies
12/23/05: Grease Makes for a Crazy Novel
11/27/05: Movies for a Long Weekend
10/31/05: Oh, I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart.
10/21/05: Vacation Slide Show
10/20/05: Here in San Diego
09/19/05: Roller Derby Rules
09/07/05: Rock and Roll! Whoo!
08/09/05: Carnival Reverie
08/08/05: Dukes of Hazzard
08/01/05: Circus Contraption Is Great!
07/29/05: More About Comics
07/28/05: About Comics
07/27/05: Big Changes -- for TV Guide?!
07/26/05: Circus time!
07/25/05: Search Term Bingo
07/22/05: I Wanna House
07/21/05: Comic Con Loot
07/20/05: Book Report: Harry Potter and the Great White Whale
07/19/05: Intricate Airport Story
07/18/05: San Diego Comic Con: Saturday
07/14/05: Comic Con 2005: Thursday
06/05/05: Book Report: Assassination Vacation
05/15/05: Revenge of the Sith Review (with spoilers!)
04/26/05: What Has It Got in Its Pocketses?
04/21/05: No Hitchhiking
04/04/05: Comic Bookin'
03/01/05: Shut Up, Sports Guy
02/28/05: More Recent Reading
02/23/05: They Will Rock Me, Apparently
02/08/05: TARCon 6
02/05/05: Pirates, Ninjas, and Office Workers
02/01/05: Recent Reading
01/25/05: Prediction Onslaught!
01/23/05: Monty's New York Vacation
01/19/05: No Lasers for You!
01/01/05: Resolution Time!
12/28/04: 2004 Movies
12/27/04: A Scientific Examination
12/20/04: Vampire-killin' in a Blackout
12/17/04: Adaptation
12/06/04: Theatah!
12/03/04: In Praise of Vanna White
11/20/04: Free Speech
11/15/04: More Heinlein
11/02/04: Wacky Races
10/25/04: DVD & Heinlein Weekend
10/13/04: Controversy Week: Sex
10/12/04: Controversy Week: Politics
10/11/04: Controversy Week: Religion
10/01/04: Everyone's a Jerk
09/29/04: Comedy Ain't Funny Anymore
09/25/04: Politics! Politics, politics, politics, politics...
09/23/04: JournalCon 2004
08/30/04: The 2004 Video Music Awards
08/18/04: Liner Notes
07/11/04: I Have Literally Nothing to Wear
05/23/04: Why I'm Not a Connoisseur
05/04/04: Someone Else's Science Project
05/03/04: Art Show
04/27/04: I'm a Hero!
04/12/04: Norwescon
03/30/04: I Love Rock N Roll
03/23/04: Whatosphere?
03/15/04: Tattoos I Don't Have
03/10/04: Thank God It's Friday -- in a couple of days
03/02/04: Look Sharp
03/01/04: On the Cutting Edge of Technology
02/27/04: (Sort of) Recent Reading
02/23/04: A Popular Card Game
02/17/04: A Failed Night Out
02/10/04: . . . and a Long Tale
02/09/04: A Caucus-Race . . .
02/05/04: Melange
01/30/04: No Comment
01/27/04: Knee-Jerk Academy Award Predictions
01/26/04: Sounds Phishy
01/21/04: What I Want to Write
01/19/04: Torqued Off
01/13/04: The Joy of Cleaning
01/12/04: Monster
01/09/04: Calendrical
01/07/04: A Damsel in Distress
01/06/04: Snow Day
01/01/04: You Say You Want a Resolution
12/31/03: 2003 Movies
12/29/03: A New Home (for the holidays)
12/23/03: What I Get For Waiting
12/18/03: Lukewarm ROTK Review
12/15/03: Monty's Guide to Moving
12/08/03: Moving On Up
12/04/03: Slow Cooking
12/01/03: Haunted Mansion
11/28/03: Thank You
11/26/03: Thanksgiving Plans
11/24/03: Ow. My Face.
11/24/03: DVD Marathon
11/17/03: Master, Commander, and Fans
11/13/03: Conservation of Life
11/10/03: Juggling Philosophy
10/31/03: Halloween Costume Ideas
10/29/03: Up In the Air
10/27/03: JournalCon Part 2
10/22/03: JournalCon Part 1
10/16/03: Going to Austin
10/13/03: Why I Hated "Kill Bill"
10/10/03: Hello from the future
10/08/03: My Next Apartment
10/06/03: I Changed My Mind
09/29/03: Monty's Television Plans Again
09/25/03: Two Unrelated Things
09/22/03: Review of Stuff
09/19/03: Uninformed Political Opinion
09/17/03: Body Modification
09/16/03: My Favorite Movie
09/15/03: My Favorite Musical
09/10/03: Rearrangement
09/04/03: Say Yoho
09/03/03: The Semiotics of The Kiss
08/27/03: Brownout!
08/25/03: Leather Fetish
08/21/03: We Keep Odd Hours
08/18/03: Crazy New Project
08/15/03: Bad Movie! No Sequel!
08/14/03: Eeeeeevil or Sound Effects
08/11/03: Choices
08/04/03: A Very Successful Operation
08/01/03: Decaffeinated
07/31/03: Baseball Surprise
07/28/03: Drinking Contest
07/25/03: Hot. Too Hot.
07/23/03: Digressions
07/17/03: Can't Sleep
07/16/03: Seven Deadly Sins
07/14/03: Hobo Wannabe
07/11/03: Sleep Complications
07/10/03: Movie Comments
07/07/03: New Hobby: Golf!
07/04/03: Recent Reading
07/03/03: Hmmm.
07/02/03: Oh, Come ON!
06/30/03: On the Blunt Edge of Technology
06/27/03: Recent Reading
06/26/03: When I Was A Baker
06/24/03: FIAWOL
06/23/03: The Phenomenon
06/20/03: Recent Reading
06/19/03: The Talking Dog Theory
06/17/03: These Dreams
06/16/03: Filler
06/13/03: Recent Reading
06/10/03: Oh boy! Popeye!
06/10/03: Going Mobile
06/06/03: Recent Reading
06/05/03: Musicals! That's right: Musicals!
06/04/03: This Looks Like a Job for Miss Universe!
06/03/03: Furniture Spree
06/02/03: The Root of all Evil
05/30/03: Recent Reading
05/29/03: Noisy
05/28/03: My Right Hand
05/26/03: Why, Phones, Why?
05/23/03: Recent Reading
05/22/03: Random Media-Related Thoughts
05/20/03: Car Story
05/19/03: Library Sale!
05/16/03: Recent Reading
05/14/03: Ice Macho
05/13/03: Ow. My Ribs.
05/12/03: Ow. My Head.
05/09/03: Recent Reading
05/08/03: Birthday
05/06/03: DVD Roundup
05/06/03: Luxury Items
05/05/03: Words, Words, Words
04/30/03: A/V Geekery
04/28/03: Saturday-a-thon
04/25/03: Recent Reading
04/24/03: Radar Magazine
04/23/03: Spring Break. Whoo.
04/22/03: Spoilers
04/21/03: Get Me, I'm Famous
04/17/03: Late! Panic! Whee!
04/15/03: A Unified Theory of Breakfast Cereal Advertisements
04/11/03: Recent Reading
04/09/03: 2:30 AM
04/08/03: Malibu Worries Me
04/07/03: Monty Drinks a Beer
04/04/03: Recent Reading
04/03/03: No-Limit Hold-em Poker? I Hardly Know 'Er!
04/01/03: That Was a Lot of Work
03/28/03: Recent Reading
03/26/03: Musical Notes
03/25/03: Shallow End of the Pool
03/24/03: Monty Watches the Oscars: 2003
03/20/03: Spring!
03/19/03: Band Concept
03/18/03: Roommate R�sum�
03/17/03: For Your Consideration
03/14/03: Recent Reading
03/13/03: Say Hello to my Little Friend
03/12/03: Cookie Plan
03/11/03: Every Day Is Christmas
03/09/03: Beware, I Live!
02/24/03: I Tire of This
02/21/03: Recent Reading
02/20/03: Error! Error!
02/19/03: Does This Look Weird?
02/17/03: Unproductive
02/13/03: Monty's Heartwarming Klip-N-Save Holiday Column
02/12/03: The Unpopular Oscars
02/11/03: Take That, Spam: Subject Lines
02/10/03: I Love a Parade
02/05/03: Accentuate the Postive
02/04/03: These Walking Shoes Were Made for Walking
02/03/03: Back to School
01/31/03: Recent Reading
01/30/03: Nefarious Plan
01/29/03: Calendar-related Mockery
01/28/03: Too Much Fun
01/27/03: Shoes for Industry
01/24/03: Recent Reading
01/23/03: New Bad Habit
01/22/03: Thinking Inside the Box
01/21/03: I Hate Detours
01/20/03: Pirate News
01/17/03: Recent Reading
01/16/03: How to Make Deviled Eggs
01/15/03: Build a Better Crackpot
01/14/03: Teddy and the Mystery Parrot
01/10/03: Recent Reading
01/09/03: Paying the Bills
01/08/03: Dreams. They Complicate My Life
01/07/03: Pure Driving Excitement
01/06/03: Fashion; Turn to the Left
01/03/03: Recent Reading
01/02/03: The Advantages of Being Alone
01/01/03: Resolution Rock
12/31/02: Resolution Round-Up 2002
12/30/02: Now that's fun!
12/27/02: Recent Reading
12/26/02: Part Two
12/25/02: Monty's Vegas Adventure
12/24/02: Vacation: All I Ever Wanted
12/23/02: Been Shoppin'?
12/20/02: Recent Reading
12/19/02: Character
12/18/02: Stale Popcorn
12/16/02: DrumEquilibriumLine
12/13/02: Recent Reading
12/12/02: Title Involving the Word 'Karaoke' Somehow
12/06/02: Recent Reading
12/04/02: Well, now what?
12/03/02: Ringo
12/02/02: Yeah, yeah. But is it art?
11/27/02: Monty's Epic History of Guns n' Roses
11/26/02: Framing Device
11/25/02: Thanksgiving Plans
11/22/02: Recent Reading
11/21/02: Well, Mr. President, it's the bees and spiders again.
11/19/02: Going Mobile
11/18/02: Themes
11/15/02: Recent Nonreading
11/14/02: Holiday Spirit
11/13/02: The Elite Boards
11/12/02: Oh, Shut Up
11/08/02: Recent Reading
11/07/02: Lost Skills
11/06/02: Doing My Civic Duty
11/05/02: You Are Getting Sleepy
11/04/02: I Give Up
11/01/02: Recent Reading
10/31/02: You Call That Ranting?
10/30/02: Vamp Until Ready
10/29/02: Somebody's a Genius
10/28/02: Getting Festive
10/25/02: Recent Reading
10/24/02: Mommy, What's a Collab?
10/23/02: Coupon Time
10/22/02: It's Like a Sickness
10/18/02: Recent Reading
10/17/02: Book Catalog
10/15/02: Strategy vs. Tactics
10/14/02: Change of Scenery
10/11/02: Recent Reading
10/10/02: Mars Needs Chrome
10/08/02: Opulence
10/07/02: Danger: Animal Crossing
10/04/02: Recent Reading
10/03/02: Posture
10/02/02: It's Got a Good Beat, But . . .
10/01/02: Ping Pong Pride
09/27/02: Recent Reading
09/25/02: Food Run
09/24/02: The Music the Kids Seem to Like
09/23/02: Going Nutty With the Oral Hygiene
09/20/02: Recent Reading
09/18/02: Monty's Television Plans
09/17/02: Good Day Super Mario Sunshine
09/16/02: What Happened, Bruce?
09/13/02: Recent Reading, Sort Of
09/12/02: Turn Around, Bright Eyes
09/10/02: MP3 Indifference
09/06/02: Recent Reading
09/05/02: Fast Food
09/03/02: Shortcuts
08/30/02: Recent Reading
08/29/02: Exciting Crossover Episode
08/28/02: Are You Ready For Some Shilling?
08/27/02: Time To Do The Dishes
08/26/02: Fine. I Give Up.
08/23/02: Recent Reading
08/22/02: Correction
08/21/02: That Does Not Make Sense
08/19/02: Open Up and Say...Quit Laughing At Me!
08/16/02: Recent Reading
08/13/02: Clean Mind in a Clean Apartment
08/12/02: Time Zones
08/09/02: Recent Reading
08/08/02: Hey, baby. How you doin'?
08/07/02: You Call This Progress?
08/06/02: I Look *Good*
08/05/02: It's Time For the Feud!
08/02/02: Recent Reading
07/31/02: Instant Messages
07/30/02: Car 54
07/29/02: Woo hoo! Three-day weekend!
07/26/02: Gleaming the Gamecube
07/24/02: Weekend in the Sun, Part 2
07/22/02: Weekend in the Sun, Part 1
07/19/02: Again! Again!
07/18/02: An Odd Night Out
07/17/02: Eating Right
07/16/02: What I've Been Reading, Part 2
07/15/02: What I've Been Reading
07/12/02: I Can't Lurk
07/11/02: Five Years
07/10/02: Trivia Hustler 2
07/09/02: I Am a Patron of the Arts
07/08/02: Tivo Zone
07/03/02: There Are Places I Remember
06/27/02: Doing What I'm Told
06/26/02: It's Supposed to be Fun
06/25/02: Fancy Pants
06/24/02: 3-2-1 Contact
06/21/02: Night Air
06/18/02: Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods and Services
06/13/02: New Gadget!
06/12/02: Good Sports
06/10/02: Speed Dating
06/06/02: Peer Pressure and Mocha
06/05/02: Changing Cubes
06/04/02: Evolution Mix
06/03/02: I Feel Good
05/30/02: A Surprisingly Successful Evening
05/29/02: Good Shape
05/28/02: Lost Three-Day Weekend
05/27/02: More Gadgets!
05/24/02: My Day In Court
05/23/02: On Location
05/22/02: Mark My Words
05/17/02: Bah to Self-Denial
05/15/02: Star Wars Review With Spoilers
05/14/02: Not Even the Vengaboys
05/13/02: These Kids Today
05/09/02: Psst. Hipsters at 4:00.
05/08/02: Happy Birthday To Me
05/07/02: Random Montykins
05/06/02: M . . . My Name is Monty
05/02/02: Game Theory
05/01/02: Sex
04/30/02: Spree!
04/29/02: Kill and Kill Again Recap
04/26/02: Lunch Story, Part 2
04/23/02: Take That, Spam: IS SNNORING AFFECTING YOUR SLEEEP ?
04/22/02: Oh, Ben. Oh, Matt. Has it come to this?
04/18/02: No Diving, Please
04/17/02: Beach Party
04/16/02: Snapdragon
04/15/02: I Bought Pants!
04/10/02: The Nature of Time: Daylight Saving Time
04/09/02: The Nature of Time: Leap Years
04/08/02: The Nature of Time: Easter
04/04/02: Action Figure Monty
04/03/02: Unstoppable Spam
04/02/02: Scary Weight-Loss
04/01/02: The Thing About Atheism
03/29/02: Places I Have Lived
03/28/02: I Remember Foot Foot
03/27/02: I Don't Care About E.T.
03/25/02: Watching the Oscars
03/21/02: I Panic Easily
03/19/02: Extreme Pac-Man?
03/18/02: Wallowing in DVDs
03/14/02: Apparently, I'm Just An Idiot
03/13/02: Trivia Again
03/12/02: When I Was A Psychology Experiment
03/11/02: Oscar Picks
03/07/02: Kill and Kill Again
03/06/02: Trivia Night Out
03/05/02: Root Canal Epic
03/01/02: Uh Oh
02/28/02: I Want to Learn Shorthand
02/27/02: No, What I Meant Was
02/26/02: What I Liked About Queen of the Damned
02/25/02: I've Decided I Don't Like My Walls
02/22/02: Here's What You've Been Missing
02/21/02: The Bed of My Dreams
02/20/02: Brilliant Fund-Raising Idea
02/19/02: When I Drove Like a Maniac
02/18/02: Too Much Writing
02/14/02: I Like Spoilers
02/13/02: My Apartment is Clean and Beautiful
02/12/02: Hey, How About That Hype?
02/11/02: Monty's Dark Secret
02/08/02: No, It Was Just a Bad Movie
02/07/02: Book Trauma
02/06/02: Monty's Foray Into Vandalism
02/05/02: Message Board Massacre
02/04/02: What I Didn't Do This Weekend
02/01/02: No Dress Code
01/31/02: Too Many Books?
01/30/02: Ancient Temple Booby-Traps
01/29/02: Book Rampage
01/28/02: Gah! Snow!
01/24/02: Haircut Madness
01/23/02: The Grocery Store of Fanciness
01/22/02: What, No More Daria?
01/21/02: Darn You, Internet!
01/18/02: July 22, 1940
01/17/02: Miniature Golf
01/16/02: Beware! Bewaaaaare!
01/15/02: Take That, Spam: The 40 X 40 Plan
01/14/02: Mmm. Banana Split.
01/11/02: Using Filler as a Crutch
01/10/02: In Praise of Pseudonyms
01/09/02: Ahhh! Geek alert! Ahhhh!
01/08/02: Brilliant Prank Idea
01/07/02: Geek or Hip? You Decide!
01/04/02: Okay, So I'm Not Hip
01/03/02: Mixed Messages
01/02/02: Back To Work
01/01/02: I Am Resolved
12/31/01: Go Away, 2001
12/28/01: The NBA: It's Okay, I Guess
12/27/01: New Business Buzzwords
12/26/01: 2001 Resolution Round-Up
12/25/01: A Very Special Montykins
12/24/01: What I Did on my Christmas Vacation
12/21/01: FFX: Blah
12/19/01: Deck the Halls
12/18/01: Kate & Leopold Can Shut Up
12/17/01: Meme Think Tank
12/14/01: Bumper Stickers
12/13/01: Take That, Spam: Overview
12/12/01: Great Google-ee Moogly!
12/11/01: Deviled Egg Adventure
12/10/01: My Plan to be More Hip
12/07/01: Monty's Guide to Porn
12/06/01: How's it going?
12/05/01: IT
12/04/01: I'm Not Sick
12/03/01: No Car Radio
11/30/01: George Harrison, 1943-2001
11/29/01: Award-Winning Entry
11/27/01: Booze Up and Riot!
11/26/01: SSX Tricky
11/23/01: Post-Thanksgiving
11/22/01: Thank You
11/21/01: Cell Phone Follies
11/20/01: Meat
11/19/01: Movie Time
11/16/01: WOR
11/15/01: Flood
11/13/01: Terrible Movies
11/12/01: Finnegan's Wake
11/09/01: That's Nice, Monty.
11/08/01: Preparing to be Unproductive
11/07/01: This Is How My Day Went
11/06/01: When I Was Dr. Boogie
11/05/01: Radio Free Monty
11/02/01: That Darn World Series
11/01/01: Coming Next Year: Super-Extreme Sports
10/31/01: When I Worked in an Arcade
10/30/01: Bills
10/29/01: The Saga of the Clean Apartment
10/26/01: What Monty's Reading
10/25/01: Eleven Reasons to See Bones
10/24/01: Fan For Sale
10/23/01: Norwegian Chocolate
10/22/01: I Am Filled With Hate and Salsa
10/19/01: Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Rings
10/18/01: This Has Been Bugging Me
10/17/01: My car! It lives!
10/16/01: 13 Ghosts
10/15/01: Thoughts on a Bike Ride
10/11/01: I Am Resolved
10/10/01: Cover Songs are Painless
10/09/01: Bicycle: Yay
10/05/01: Monty's Phrenology Test
10/03/01: Minneapolis Round-Up
09/28/01: Minneapolis, Part One
09/27/01: Travelin' Monty
09/26/01: I Should Be Packing
09/25/01: Take That, Spam: Kathmandu
09/24/01: I Have Clearly Taken Leave of my Senses
09/22/01: Lookit My cd Racks!
09/19/01: Monty's Epic Car Adventure
09/18/01: Life in the Bike Lane
09/17/01: SuperMonty
09/15/01: Oh, that's just great.
09/13/01: Escapism
09/12/01: What Kind of Day Has It Been
09/11/01: Words Can Heal, Supposedly
09/10/01: The Musketeer
09/07/01: 2001 Video Music Awards
09/06/01: Technical Difficulties
09/05/01: World's Fair 2001: Monty's Apartment
09/04/01: When I Was a Security Guard
09/03/01: Proactive
08/31/01: Commentary Track: Monty's Guide to the Internet
08/30/01: Monty's Guide to the Internet
08/29/01: Controversy
08/28/01: Gaps in My Education
08/27/01: Commentary Commentary
08/24/01: Oh Boy, Sleep! That's Where I'm a Viking!
08/23/01: Book Proposals
08/22/01: Lunch Story
08/21/01: Take That, Spam: Human Growth Hormone
08/20/01: God Bless Tuvalu
08/17/01: Staying Up Late
08/16/01: Not in Toronto
08/15/01: Gadgets!
08/14/01: VH-1 Is Stupid
08/13/01: A Good Weekend
08/10/01: Choose Your Own Montykins
08/09/01: Music at Work
08/08/01: I have nothing for you.
08/07/01: All I Wanted Was a Couch
08/06/01: Book Spree
08/03/01: Cookery Antics
08/02/01: Yet
08/01/01: Not Turning Japanese
07/31/01: Patience
07/30/01: Monty's Cavalcade of Enchantment and Whimsy
07/27/01: Message to the Future
07/26/01: Should I Stay or Should I Go?
07/25/01: Super Tired Monty Advance
07/24/01: MTV in People
07/23/01: Toilets and Time Management
07/20/01: Comic Con: Quick Hits
07/19/01: Comic Con: The Night of Bad Movies
07/18/01: Comic Con 1992: Green Jellö
07/17/01: Comic Con 1995: Mallrats
07/16/01: Comic Con Memories (Part 1)
07/13/01: Trivial Pursuit Again
07/12/01: Okay, That Was Weird
07/11/01: Scar Stories
07/10/01: Recent Reading
07/09/01: 40 Days, My Eye!
07/06/01: Hooray for Me!
07/05/01: Rockets and Movies
07/04/01: Hustler
07/03/01: Live WWF Show
07/02/01: Good Mood
06/29/01: Baseball Game
06/27/01: CD Sale
06/26/01: So Tired
06/25/01: How To Talk Like Monty
06/22/01: Being Funny at Work
06/21/01: Tech Support
06/20/01: I'm Playing Oni
06/19/01: Plant
06/18/01: Clip Show
06/15/01: Flying the Web
06/14/01: Aquamassage
06/13/01: I'm Famous!
06/12/01: Rain
06/11/01: Spoiler-free Reviews
06/08/01: Rejected Topics
06/07/01: Quotes
06/06/01: Business Training
06/05/01: Moulin Rouge
06/04/01: Sunday Comics Recap
06/01/01: Scholastic Anecdotes
05/31/01: Cookery Catalog
05/30/01: Teeth and Taffeta
05/29/01: Monty Python
05/26/01: Monty's Favorite Books, Part 3
05/25/01: Monty's Favorite Books, Part 2
05/24/01: Monty's Favorite Books, Part 1
05/23/01: Finger-Lickin' Good
05/22/01: Five-Year Plan
05/21/01: Shrek
05/18/01: Family Feud
05/17/01: Back Home
05/15/01: Montykins: Japan, Part 3
05/14/01: Report from Japan, Part 2, plus Douglas Adams
05/12/01: Report from Japan, Part 1
05/09/01: What I Did On My Birthday
05/08/01: Flock of Seagulls!
05/04/01: Webby Nominees
05/03/01: Not Drinking
05/02/01: MP3 Gadgetty Goodness
05/01/01: Complete Idiots for Dummies
04/30/01: My Old .signatures
04/27/01: Pyrates
04/26/01: In Two Weeks
04/25/01: When I Was an Usher
04/24/01: New Cult Movie
04/20/01: Dumb Things in My Head
04/19/01: DVD Box Sets
04/18/01: What's My Name?
04/17/01: On Filling In
04/16/01: Cheering Myself Up
04/13/01: Big Stacks of Free Money
04/12/01: Josie y los Pussygatos
04/11/01: Black & White
04/10/01: When I Was A Temp
04/08/01: Cryptonomicon
04/06/01: I Have No Plan
04/05/01: Border Story
04/04/01: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
04/03/01: Book Report
04/02/01: Baseball Season
03/31/01: Emergency April Fools Joke
03/30/01: Please Let Me Sleep
03/28/01: Theater Review
03/27/01: Laundry Paranoia
03/23/01: I Wanna Be a Spy
03/22/01: The Most Important Meal of the Day
03/21/01: The Quotable Monty
03/20/01: Too Much Stuff
03/19/01: Josie and the Pussycats
03/16/01: Juggling Thoughts
03/15/01: Such a Geek
03/12/01: Random Surrealistic Childhood Memory
03/09/01: Comedy Channel Memories
03/08/01: Pre-Movie Foolishness
03/07/01: Intellecual Insecurity
03/06/01: Dude!
03/05/01: I Was Wrong
03/03/01: What a Great Movie!
03/02/01: How to Rule the World
03/01/01: Earthquake!
02/28/01: Goofy Conspiracy Theory Theater
02/27/01: Frequently Asked Questions
02/23/01: Spontaneous Humor Combustion
02/22/01: Riding Crop Story
02/20/01: Experimental Food
02/19/01: New Bands
02/15/01: Up the Academy Awards
02/14/01: Valentine's Day Poem
02/13/01: Valentine Schmalentine!
02/10/01: That Car's Gone!
02/07/01: You Call That A Logo?
02/06/01: Left Behind at the Dentist
02/05/01: Analogy Corner
02/02/01: Premiere Magazine
02/01/01: "New" Year's Resolutions
01/31/01: More Cover Songs
01/30/01: Undercover Agent
01/26/01: What's in the News?
01/25/01: So Very Many Books
01/24/01: So Very Many Books
01/23/01: Why Montykins?
01/22/01: Me and My Damn Playstation
01/20/01: What do you care?
01/05/01: Fear and Loathing in the Morning
01/02/01: Millennium? I'll give you kids Millennium!
01/01/01: Used Book Score
06/30/00: The Club Dumas
05/08/00: Email Monty
05/08/00: About Monty